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Post by Erinn Lobdell on Jul 23, 2012 18:54:25 GMT -4
So I guess everyone expects me to be like:
HEY STEPH! FUCK YOU CHIPMUNK LOOKING SLUT ASS BITCH!
HEY JIM! GO FUCK YOUR MOMMA YOU TRAILER TRASH ASSHOLE!
And you're almost right! Hahaha
I pretty much had a blast calling out whoever I felt like...and NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!
So pretend every jury member fucked your mom, and you want to yell bad things at them because you're ANGRY!
I would like you to write 1 amazing, unbelievable, incredible, out of this world insult to every member of the jury!
For example: when I told Shii Ann: OKAY LISTEN BITCH! WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SUMMON A TSUNAMI AND WIPE OUT THREE GENERATIONS OF YOUR FAMILY! Go be useful and get us all some dim sum you fucking geisha bitch! Bye slut! See you never ahaha fucking radioactive slut.
Or my favourite: What? Haha that's not even English! GO BACK TO YOUR HUSBAND KIM JONG UN AND SHOVE THOSE NUCLEAR MISSILES UP YOUR ASS!
Survivors ready? GO!
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Post by Stephanie Valencia on Jul 23, 2012 23:13:23 GMT -4
Alright, just for the fun of doing it.
Courtney - There's a smart blonde, and Santa Claus ... they both jump off a bridge, which one made the biggest splash? Neither, because they both don't exist! What is the smartest blonde? Let me think. Apparently not you, it must be the Golden Retriever. Who are you again?
Shii Ann - Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you? Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today? Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Brenda - Estupido, el burro sabe mas que tu. Tu feo, tu eres más feo que el culo de un mono. Tirate a un poso, zorra! (Stupid, the donkey knows more than you. Ugly, you are uglier than the butt of a monkey. Throw yourself in a hole, slut!)
Todd - Let me guess, you like The Jersey Shore, America's Next Top Model, and The Simple Life. I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy. You're like the female version of Charlie Sheen.
Erinn - Wow, you're even dumber than you look. If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass. The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis, so tell me, exactly how much semen do you have to swallow to become that stupid?
Jenna - When was the last time you ate? You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia. If a crackhead saw you, he'd think he needs to go on a diet. You know, just starving yourself isn't gonna make you look like a supermodel. You have to actually look good too.
Jamie - Love to look at you; hate to listen to you. I thought you were attractive, but then you opened your mouth. Do people really fall for you... despite who you are? Let me guess... your parents didn't hug you enough as a kid.
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Post by Erinn Lobdell on Jul 24, 2012 0:47:45 GMT -4
It's not "for the fun of doing it" you fucking skank. It's to get a god damn vote to win the game. I am extremely disappointed at this poor effort. These obviously aren't original insults and lack any imagination whatsoever. SO GET THE HUGE CACTUS OUT FROM YOUR MONSTER VAGINA AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!
I was looking for something more like that...but ya good luck Steph!
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Post by Brenda Lowe on Jul 24, 2012 9:39:30 GMT -4
Why is mine in Spanish?
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Post by jim on Jul 24, 2012 13:25:45 GMT -4
Disclaimer: This is just to get Erinn's GOD DAMN VOTE. It is in no way reflect how I feel about any of you right now. It is only in the case if and when you do mess around with my mother as Erinn stated.
Courtney - HEY COURTNEY STOP BEING DRAMATIC AND MAKE EXCUSES FOR YOUR ABSENCE, THE HELL I CARE IF YOUR SKINNY LITTLE ASS GETS SICK IT's NOT MY PROBLEM!
Shii Ann - I DON'T KNOW WHAT PLANET YOU CAME FROM BUT I CERTAINLY DON'T SPEAK TROLL. I DON'T EVEN THINK SCHOOL TEACHES TROLLS HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH.
Brenda - YOU FAKE LITTLE SLUT! YOU DON'T FOOL ME WITH THOSE GIGGLES AND SHITS OF YOURS. GO FEED YOURSELF TO THE SHARKS, OH WAIT NVM THOSE SHARKS WON'T PROLLY EVEN EAT YOU BECAUSE THEY ONLY EAT ORGANIC FOODS NOT FAKE ONES
Todd - BOOHOO DOES NO ONE LIKE TALKING TO YOU? I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST CAME OFF FROM SUCKING A DONKEY'S COCK. BRUSH YOUR TEETH FIRST SO WE DON'T GET TO SMELL HOW NASTY YOU ARE.
Erinn - WHAT ARE YOU SMIRKING ABOUT YOU CRACKWHORE! WHY DON'T YOU GET A BOOB JOB SO I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR DEPRESSING LITTLE RAISINS
Jenna - YOUR AS SKINNY AS THAT LITTLE TWIG I USE TO SCRATCH MY BUTT. GO GET YOURSELF SOME NOURISHMENT SO THE WIND DOESN'T BLOW YOU AWAY
Jamie - HEY YOU GORILLA SHOUTING PIECE OF SHIT. GROW A FUCKING BRAIN AND REALIZE THAT YOU ARE NOT AS CHARMING AS YOU LOOK. I WOULD RATHER HAVE A DATE WITH A ROCK THAN TAKE YOU OUT FOR DINNER
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Post by Erinn Lobdell on Jul 24, 2012 14:55:24 GMT -4
Thanks guys! I have nothing against either of you obviously and I think you both played a really good game! The decision will be a tough one! Good luck!!
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Post by Courtney Yates on Jul 24, 2012 16:51:54 GMT -4
LOL i wasnt sick. but so funny.
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Post by Stephanie Valencia on Jul 24, 2012 20:56:26 GMT -4
thanks erinn! write down my name on the parchment for the title of sole survivor ;P
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Post by Stephanie Valencia on Jul 24, 2012 21:00:48 GMT -4
Because you're half Bolovian and were born in Spain and you won one of the Hispanic beauty peagent ;D |
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Post by jim on Jul 24, 2012 21:45:24 GMT -4
lol i didnt know what to come up with Courtney. And thanks Erinn!
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