Confessionals

[Jamie Newton]

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage!

This is my first confessional of the season!

Things are off to a great start! We've won our first Immunity Challenge, where I was able to prove my worth, since I was one of the 5 people that helped out in the challenge.

I'm surprised how bad the other tribe was, but I don't care, we'll just take advantage of their suckiness.

I've had the chance to talk to Stephanie! And we seem to be hitting it off, since we got married and she's pregnant! And we have a Final 3 deal, it's pretty much me, her, and the baby! I think that would be a great Final 3.

I'm still looking for the Idol, I found the clue, but no luck getting access to the HII.

[Jeff Probst]

lol @ you, Steph and the BABY makin final 3. Made me laugh xD!

[Jamie Newton]

Haha, yes it's a secret, the other castaways don't know that we have a showmance going on with a bun in the oven haha.

In other news, I've formed an alliance with Johnny and Courtney, I'll probably adopt them and they can join "The Family" haha.

[Jamie Newton]

Things are going well with The Family alliance. Me and Steph are making arrangements to expand our family. Johnny and Courtney will probably be the first 2 children to join the Family, while Kim and Erinn are still fetuses, so they're not quite children yet.

The Final 2 is going to be me, The Daddy and Steph, The Mommy.

This leaves Jim and Rob out of the alliance, so I think that Jim will get voted out first if we lose.

[Jamie Newton]

Things have gotten very interesting!

We've gone to Tribal twice. Rob was voted out at the first one.

I've created my family alliance which includes: myself, Steph, Erinn, Kim, and Courtney

I've turned my back on my original alliance of: myself, Courtney, and Johnny

The alliance wasn't really working, I felt like there was a lack of communication. No one sent me a PM when we were voting out Rob, but I already got a heads up from my Family alliance.

Right now, Jim and Johnny are on the outs. I don't trust them, since I think that they have an alliance going on. And I would also like to keep Courtney on the outs, since we were in the original alliance, so I don't know if she's loyal to Johnny.

I'm loving everything right now. I know exactly who took the Idols, and they're both my allies! It should be interesting. I know that Idols aren't going to be played tonight, but someone will take the fall for our loss even though they aren't responsible. hahaha

[Jamie Newton]

The merge arrived and the power is starting to flow!

Steph and I still have our Husband/Wife alliance, which is great, and we have a new family! Our two children, Erinn and Jim! That's our F4. We plan to confuse everyone at the vote, and really control what's going on. My biggest fear right now is that someone like Kim might flip. I do think I can trust Jim to stick with the alliance, until we vote out Shii Ann, since he doens't want anyone stupider than us to win.

Last Tribal, we were able to mastermind a great plan! First, get rid of Courtney, since the trust wasn't there after we voted out Johnny. She actually sent me a PM after that Tribal about betrayal and stupidity, but I just said that I didn't care and that clearly I don't have an Idol. Phase 2 of the plan was to flush out Todd's Idol! Which we did, by making him paranoid, he used his Idol when he didn't need it. Now we can really start playing and continue to take these people out.

Shii Ann proposed a plan, where we go to the F2 together, but I know that I can't trust her, since immediately after, Brenda told me that Shii Ann said that I made an alliance with her. She can't keep her mouth shut, so she's clearly worthless, but she did vote for Jenna like I asked, so she's not completely worthless but still partially.

[Jamie Newton]

Ok so now Stephanie wants to vote out Kim! I don't know what she's playing at, but I don't like that. I know that Kim is not the most active player, but at least she votes. We're playing a game, and I don't really want to do this. I wish that Erinn didn't go on vacation, because she sent her bootlist and it's sealed and done, but I want to pull a power move ASAP.

Me and Steph are on the verge of a divorce! And she's going to be a single momma soon, since I'll leave her and her bun in the oven, where she can stay at Ponderosa so we don't need to talk.

[Jamie Newton]

Kim's gone, no Idols were played, and now I really feel like Steph has put The Family in danger, since it's 4-4. She thinks that just because they seem un-unified that we'll be able to pull through this, but I don't.

The marriage is on the rocks, and it's time to initiate Plan Divorce!

Steph needs to go, and she needs to go with that Idol in her pocket.

I have 1 shot at this! She told me that she will be going on a trip for 5 days, so she won't really be around or as sharp, so it's the perfect time! It's too bad that Erinn is not here, since I could have really used her vote to help me shape things in my favour.

I've already spoken with Jenna, and we've started to form a bond, and now it's time to plot! Jenna will be my mistress hahaha.

[Jamie Newton]

Jenna and Jim won Immunity. I guess that's okay. I would have liked to get rid of Jim, but oh well.

I'm ready to take out Steph now. As inactive as Kim was, I just didn't like how she risked all of our games by having this possible 4-4 division.

I've talked to Jenna, and I think that something can really work out. I don't know how things will turn out, but I need to really speed things up and get everyone on the same page.

[Jamie Newton]

I've won Immunity once again! I'm really happy with that, since I backed out of the deal I suggested to Jenna and Todd. They could really cause some damage, but it doesn't really matter now since they can't vote me out.

I did tell them that I would vote out Steph, when I didn't. And I had a good reason to back out. They didn't hold their end of the bargain. It was vote for Steph and Shii Ann. And Jenna voting for Steph and Erinn is not the same thing. Shii Ann DOES NOT EQUAL Erinn!

Steph told me that Jenna told her that I wanted to get her out. I clearly denied it! We're moving along with voting out Todd, and then we're taking out Jenna. I will win Immunity from here on out and we will vote out who I want.

I know all of this sounds mean, but I'm a Villain, what do you expect.

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[Jamie Newton]

Things are super interesting! Todd went home, that was funny. And then we went crazy that was also funny haha. And then Jenna started to constantly post gifs, like she's already a juror and can't speak hahaha. And Todd decided to talk at the Immunity challenge, so I continued attacking him until he stopped haha. And yes I called the jury, "Losers on Display", technically that's what they are. Like statues that just waltz into Tribal, say nothing and leave.

This is so much fun. I'm channeling my inner-Erinn haha.

Todd doesn't realize that we're playing Survivor Villains, I think that's why he's so angry. Hopefully that torch up his ass calms him down.