Brenda's Bomb-Ass Question

[Brenda Lowe]

Hello Jim and Stephanie!

Congratulations on making it to finale night and being the two remaining survivors. Let's all face the elephant in the room tonight, and no Jim, I'm not talking about your fat ass. This game was weak. While I can't officially judge any pre-merge drama that happened, once we merged your pansy little asses were anything BUT villains in this game! You can do the whole "you don't need to be social" bull shit, but we all know that is simply taking the I'm A Pansy Highway. At the end of the day, the original Ticalosi tribe kicked our asses, and I'm more than willing to accept that. But don't for one second act like you OUTWIT, OUTPLAY, or OUTSMART any of us! It came down to a numbers game, and you simply had the numbers.

I can only speak for myself, but one of you responded to a question or opening statement with "convincing Jenna/Brenda/Todd to vote Erinn." Wow, if that was the biggest move in the game, than your game was WEAK! Erinn wasn't in our alliance/tribe, so convincing us to vote one of your own out was not a difficult task, nor did it take any convincing at all. None of you lame-ass players ever approached me to make a deal even after being voted "the most likely to backstab" my tribe which shows how terrible you are at playing this game.

I don't need to ask some stupid ass questions about previous Survivor seasons, Wonders of the World, alliances you have and have not made, or whatever bull shit non-English questions Shii Ann tried to ask in her post. (That shit is confusing!) My question is simple.

Pretend CBS officially calls you to be on Survivor 26. They call the real you, the one sitting behind the computer reading this right now. Would you accept or decline the offer to be Survivor 26? Why? In addition, if you do accept....Survivor 26 is similar to Big Brother Season 6 where each houseguest entered the house with a secret partner. But in Survivor, they are on the opposite tribe. Explain who you would pick, FROM REAL LIFE, to be your "secret" partner in Survivor and why.

Thanks. I truly have no idea who I will be voting for as I know neither of you.

[Stephanie Valencia]

I will definitely with no doubt, ACCEPT the offer from CBS to be in Survivor 26. Since the first season survivor aired, I never missed an episode. I'm the biggest fan of this show, it is actually my dream to be on the show! and I will do anything to win the title sole survivor. I know, I have what it takes.

I will pick my mum. She's a strong woman and a good cook. Early on in her life, being the 3 children out of 16; she knows hardship all too well. She know everything about me, in and out. I don't even need to speak to her at times and she know for sure what I'm thinking about and what I'm going through and what need to be done. That will be the biggest advantage we have in the game.

[jim]

I would definitely accept it! I have been a big Survivor fan since it aired back in 2000 and I think it is such a great opportunity to be on there. I have survived many hardships in life and I believe that having all these experiences will help me survive in Survivor.

For the secret partner, I would choose my coworker. I have this coworker that is the life of the party. He knows how to talk you into something that will make you believe it. He is also funny and can totally make a whole room light up with laughter. I think a person like him with such a great personality will do wonders in a game of Survivor and I couldn't ask for a better partner. Thanks Brenda and good luck with your decision